WHAT IS YOUR NAME?

MY NAME IS PAT SMITH 

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WHERE DO YOU LIVE?

SAN JOSE. NOT A BAD SECTION, THOUGH 

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WHERE DO YOU WORK?

I WORK AT SEARS 

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WHY ARE YOU HERE?

I AM SOMEWHAT UPSET 

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WHY ARE YOU UPSET?

PEOPLE GET ON MY NERVES SOMETIMES 

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YOU ARE STUPID.

(SOCKS YOU IN THE NOSE) WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY YOU CALL PEOPLE NAMES 

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ARE YOU PARANOID?

(STARTS FROM CHAIR) I KNOW YOU'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER 

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ARE YOU FOR REAL?

I HAVE DOUBTS ABOUT YOU 

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DO YOU HAVE ANY SEXUAL PROBLEMS?

I DON'T HAVE PROBLEMS LIKE THAT 

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DO YOU SMOKE GRASS?

DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING? 

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CAN I HELP YOU?

IT IS HELPFUL TO TALK WITH SOMEONE OUTSIDE THE HOSPITAL 

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